A strange noise was heard in the cafeteria, what could it be?

In the last row , sitting in the last chair, a strange creature was slumped over a horrible creation, what it is? We shall never know...

each night since Candy was brought to the black order, she would sneak down to the cafeteria and eat every sweet in stock. Of course, she did not realize she was doing this as she was sleepwalking. But, the noises the small exorcist were so atrocious and so terrible, the whole black order was not able to sleep a wink.

Some say, if you wake the creature slumped over the pile of sweets, horrible things will happen to the unlucky exorcist that does, so as it is, other exorcists dare each other to go into the cafeteria and find the funniest way to wake up the creature.

*Yan saw some people looking in to the kitchen area, she didn’t know what was going on nor did she care. She walked past the people as they tried to stop her but failed*

*Yan went to the fridge and opened it. She got out some rice that was made for her, grabbed it then closed the fridge. She then saw a girl eating some candy*

with a long snort, Candy opened her eyes and saw a figure with long black hair. "Yany!!!! Whatcha doin down here??? Wait.. what am I doing down here...?" Candy wondered. She regarded the large pile of candy and cakes in front of her and gave a big smile, "Yanyyyyy!!! It's not my birthday!!! Why are there so many sweets here?" Candy shrugged and started to shovel in the sweets that were in front of her.

Auqustin walks in the room

"uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........................whernt you just in bed Candy?Im just going to be quiet now"Auqustin said scared shitless

He goes the fridge grabs ome jello and sits beside Yan and Candy

"Candy-chan I was just getting my rice" Yan said walking over to candy and sits "Auqustin-kun you got . . . what what is that?" she asked confused while looking at it oddly*

"Jello whanna try some its more of a food where i come from it jiggles and comes in differnt flavors"Auqustin said like Komui

"Gimme some 'o' dat!" Candy yelled in her newly asleep state. Her dreams of being in a world full of candy were being destroyed, everything seemed to be turning into green jiggly stuff. "It's all over the place!" She cried in a sleepy tone.

*Collin jumps through the kitchen entrance*

"HA HA! so it was candy that was eating all the sweets this whole time!... Now that i think about it that should have been obvious all along..."

*he sees auqustin and yan eating as well*

"its not healthy for you to be snacking when you should be resting. I demand that you all.... is that jello?"

*collin pulls up a chair and sits down*

"would you mind sharing your jello with me?" -puppy dog face-

"it looks funny . . .but just a little" Yan said as she used her chopsticks to take a piece and then put it in her mouth "OHH, it takes funny too but it's good" she said again smiling at Auqustin*

"nope i dont mind"Auqustin said kindly

more peaple come just for some jello first allen then lenalee and slowly every 1 else

"Im going have to make some more ok"Auqustin said being crushed by 30 or more peaple

Auqustin gets out and makes 300 plates with jello on theme

"Order up 3 green and red jello whos is it"Auqustin yelled to the crowed

Candy, bothered by the pushing and shoving by the jello people, wakes up and notices all the exorcists around her. Angry that her beauty sleep was interrupted, candy pointed her ten fingers at the crowd and summoned her twin marionnettes. As she was still sleepy from the lack of rest, her puppets pick up all the exorcists and threw them out the window, by the time Auqustin came back with all the newly made jello, Yan, Collin ,Candy and her two puppets were the only ones sitting at the table, eagerly waiting for more jello.

*Collin is visibly shaken by candyapple's demonstration of her innocence*

"I guess i'll take that one since noone is here.."

he looks at the window everyone was suddenly thrown out of. 'aren't we at the top of a cliff?' -sweatdrop-

"Yep." Candy said with a smile that no one could resist. Candy shrugged and started to shovel in the 300 plates of jello that were in front of her.
*Outside hanging from the window was a big rope of exorcists grabbing onto each other so they don't fall off the cliff.

'she looks so innocent. but she's scary...'

"umm. a little help here?"

"Oh. thats right. people outside of window.."-distracted by candy's innocent smile-

he sits there eating jello before that information sinks in*

"OH NO! i'll save you!"

*rushes to the window and looks out it to see the chain of exorcists*

"... ummm. i'm not sure how." *scratches head*

just as Collin started for the window, candy's red puppet creeped up behind him and pulled the rope of exorcists up. each time the puppet grabbed an exorcist, they thanked him and ran to the table to help finish off the jello, since it's candy's new favourite thing, she would not allow them to eat it. " get away from me!" candy cried in the cutest voice she could manage, which was hypnotising. She looked up and saw lavi reaching for a plate, Candy grabbed his hand, pulled him over the table and smiled her unresistable smile again. Allen stared at her and whispered, "She's scary when she's hungry..." candy then growled at Allen and bit his hand. Allen howled and ran around the room, flailing his hand that candy was still attatched to.

*Yan didn't really understand the big deal about jello so she ate her rice instead*

"whats the matter yan dont like jello.you can but stuff in jello too nd it doesnt more.its interesting isnt that right guys"Auqustin said with a smile and temtaing yan to eat it

*Before Auqustin started talking to Yan, she had already finished her rice "eating to much sugar will give me nightmares of the future" Yan said looking at Auqustin in the eyes knowing that he was trying to tempt to eat it*

"u can have rice in it"Auqustin slyly whispered to yan in temtation

"Ew"Yan said thinking about surge + rice = bad "I guess you didn't hear did you? well, If I have nightmares so will you" She said still looking at him in the eyes*

"I get nightmares from jello" candy said in a quivering voice when she let go of Allen. Allen was rubbing his hand and muttering something about evil little girls. A red flame seem to materialise around Candy as she got more and more angry, in a swift movement she ran into the kitchen, grabbed more cake and started to eat in the corner. "nobody cares about Candy... NOBODY CARES WAAAHHH!!" she said with a mouth full of cake.

"So what i lived with nightmares most my life"Auqustin said to Yan getting in her face

Auqustin thene goes over and pats Candy on the back saying with a nice friendly calm voice" i care"

Candy turned around and stared at the to exorcists who were having an argument. "SHUDDAP and look at my pretty eyelashes." Candy started to flutter her eyes but it was no use, Auqustin and Yan were to busy arguing to notice her. candy grabbed lavi by the shirt and started to bawl on his chest, "NOBODY CARES!!" she roared.

*Collin walks up to candy and pulls out a lollipop*

"If you stop crying i'll give you this lollipop. It's strawberry flavored. Lets see that smile."

*Yan looked around to see Candy crying and talked over to her “Candy-chan please don’t cry” Yan said as she toke her hands while giving her a look of worry and sadness “Do you want me to play my flute?” She asked again wondering*